To die for an idea is to place a pretty high price upon conjectures. — Anatole France, Revolt of the Angels

10. It doesn't snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It's more fun getting into Hell.7. You can't fail out of Hell.6. At least you can sleep in Hell.5. Hell is forever, college just seems like it.4. People smile in Hell.3. You only have to sell your soul to get into Hell.2. You know there are hot men in Hell.1. You wouldn't tell a friend to go to college.

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2013-06-15 12:39